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Old May 11, 2006, 03:33 PM // 15:33   #1
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Ya, I know the new title system is not bad at all, but I realy want some title that give my friends a good laugh when they see it. Here is my idea.

When you take Gwen for a walk for over XXX hours or times you get:
lv1 title, Dangerous Stranger
lv2, Kidnaper
lv3, "I am no perv, I just like children!!" <~yes this is a title

When you finish XXX mission with henches
lv1 title, loner
lv2, Lone Wolf
lv3, Anti-Social

When your pet die over XXX times
lv1 title, Bad Owner
lv2, Fail Owner
lv3, Pet:"What did I ever did to you??"

When you have the drop rate reduce window pop up for X times
lv1 title, Farmer
lv2, Hardcore Farmer
lv3, "Daddy need a new pair of everything!!"

I just want to have a good laugh
I think I can get the Anti-Social and the Pet:"What did I ever did to you??"
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Old May 11, 2006, 03:36 PM // 15:36   #2
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Amount of xxx lines you've chatted:
1: Chatty bitch
2: Chat addict
3: Woman


:P
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Old May 11, 2006, 03:44 PM // 15:44   #3
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Originally Posted by KESKI
When you take Gwen for a walk for over XXX hours or times you get:
lv1 title, Dangerous Stranger
lv2, Kidnaper
lv3, "I am no perv, I just like children!!" <~yes this is a title
lvl4 Neverland Ranch Wrangler
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Old May 11, 2006, 03:57 PM // 15:57   #4
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I think funny went to extremly creepy...
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Old May 11, 2006, 03:59 PM // 15:59   #5
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X times you died
lvl 1:Oh, Again?
lvl2:Gimp
lvl3:Cemetary Poker Regular
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Old May 11, 2006, 05:59 PM // 17:59   #6
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X times you mapped from a mission to a town, outpost whatever
lvl 1 Oh Noes!
lvl 2 Quitter
lvl 3"omg i'l leave you!"
lvl 4 "this group is bad i'm out of here"

X times you sweared
lvl 1 pottymouth
lvl 2 filtywords
lvl3 Sirswearalot
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Old May 11, 2006, 07:32 PM // 19:32   #7
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times been raised by a monk... in single mission (outside pvp)

lvl1 Meatshield
lvl2 Big Dumb Barbarian
lvl3 REZ!!!ME


number of times you completely clear a map area (outside of pre-sear/training are and PvP)

lvl1 DrDeath
lvl2 Sir Kill-a-lot
lvl3 Exocutoner (with a smile)


times mapped out from specific important (ie game needed to pass section) areas

lvl 1 Sissy
lvl2 'left the dragon on the stove'
lvl 3 Brave, brave Sir Robyn (is that a fluffy bunny i see behind thee?)
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Old May 11, 2006, 07:41 PM // 19:41   #8
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Quote:
Originally Posted by KESKI
When your pet die over XXX times
lv1 title, Bad Owner
lv2, Fail Owner
lv3, Pet:"What did I ever did to you??"
lvl4, PETA target of the month
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Old May 11, 2006, 09:00 PM // 21:00   #9
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How many times you danced with out armor
lvl 1 exhibitionist
lvl 2 stripper
lvl 3 "Yea baby"
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Old May 11, 2006, 09:05 PM // 21:05   #10
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Quote:
Originally Posted by quickmonty
lvl4, PETA target of the month
LOL.
Loving it.
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Old May 11, 2006, 09:49 PM // 21:49   #11
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trading titles

lvl1 flea market seller
lvl2 small boutique owner <spelling?>
lvl3 national trader
lvl4 international trader
lvl5 bill gates
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Old May 11, 2006, 10:09 PM // 22:09   #12
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Number of times a speed skill has been used
lvl 1: faction farmer
lvl 2: runner
lvl 3: fedex employee of the month
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Old May 11, 2006, 10:32 PM // 22:32   #13
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# of err=007s

lvl 1: ooops, unplugged it
lvl 2: Dial up is stil lthe future baby!
lvl 3: ISP - Interestingly Silly Plebs
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Old May 11, 2006, 11:08 PM // 23:08   #14
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# of flowers picked for Gwen:

1) Gwens Friend
2) Gwens Best Friend
3) I love Gwen
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Old May 12, 2006, 12:00 AM // 00:00   #15
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# times rage quitted.

1) Noobs!!
2) #$$%$#
3) Screw you all!!
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Old May 12, 2006, 12:01 AM // 00:01   #16
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spending xxx amount of gold

lvl1 hole in your pocket
lvl2 big spender
lvl3 owns 5 set of obsidian armor
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